Pages du manuel Linux : Outils d'administration système / fun

bosskill
send a signal to your boss, or terminate your boss
ctluser
control lusers
guru
System administration
knife
tools to improve network performance via SNIP
luser
process to control the clueless individuals who (mis)use computer systems, peripheral devices and system administrators. Word play on "loser" and "user".
nuke
launch nuclear weapons at mapped USENET sites
pmsd
Periodically Manic System Daemon. Manages the bizzare and sometimes unexplainable behavior exhibited by computers.