Pages du manuel Linux : Commandes destinées aux utilisateurs / fun

baby
create new process from two parents
c
genericised soft drink generator (ie coffee, coke etc)
celibacy
don't have sex
condom
protection against viruses and prevention of child processes
date
get and print a date
echo
echo arguments
flame
reply to Usenet News posting automatically
flog
speed up a process
gong
evaluate process performance
grope
massage a file for a while
lart
Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers' attitudes
party
set OS responses mode
rescrog
change something, make it different
rm
remove files
rtfm
a response for easy questions from clueless lusers
slave
a semi-interactive interactive command for the dirty work
sysadmin
responsible for everything imaginable that may or may not have to do with the system you're using. Contraction of "system" and "administrator"
think
you don't have to think, the computer can think for you
tm
meditate
uubp
Unix-to-Unix beer protocol
whack
mangle requests to a printer or damage a printer
xkill
extended kill - kill processes or users, including Usenet posters.
xlart
interactive X interface to rlart(1)