- baby
-
create new process from two parents
- c
-
genericised soft drink generator (ie coffee, coke etc)
- celibacy
-
don't have sex
- condom
-
protection against viruses and prevention of child processes
- date
-
get and print a date
- echo
-
echo arguments
- flame
-
reply to Usenet News posting automatically
- flog
-
speed up a process
- gong
-
evaluate process performance
- grope
-
massage a file for a while
- lart
-
Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust
lusers' attitudes
- party
-
set OS responses mode
- rescrog
-
change something, make it different
- rm
-
remove files
- rtfm
-
a response for easy questions from clueless lusers
- slave
-
a semi-interactive interactive command for the dirty work
- sysadmin
-
responsible for everything imaginable that may
or may not have to do with the system you're
using. Contraction of "system" and "administrator"
- think
-
you don't have to think, the computer can think for you
- tm
-
meditate
- uubp
-
Unix-to-Unix beer protocol
- whack
-
mangle requests to a printer or damage a printer
- xkill
-
extended kill - kill processes or users, including Usenet posters.
- xlart
-
interactive X interface to
rlart(1)